Mexican Sausage Factory
a devious s-xual act that requires two partic-p-nts. a more nutritional alternative to the mexican chocolate factory. a woman takes a frozen cooked log of chorizo and inserts it into her v-g-n- and then her partner eats the thawed meat as the chorizo laden woman slowly pushes the log out.
“did you hear about megan? she tried to do a mexican sausage factory on herself but wasn’t flexible enough.”
“gross dude.”
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