Mexican Shart


this is the mother of all sharts. when you try to simply fart and power spray liquid sh-t which soaks through your underwear and runs down the back of your legs.
we all had to take a pay cut to keep our jobs. then we found out the -sshole paid his son in law a 9k bonus for being a summer intern. i ate a whole jar of jalapenos and sprayed his front door with a mexican shart! you can still see the stains from the runny sh-t!!

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