Mexican Shitoff
when you’re trying to take a dump at work, and someone is in the stall next to you trying to sh-t too. neither of you wants to be the one to stank up the bathroom so you sit there squeezing your b-ttcheeks together.
mary sue and i were in a mexican sh-toff in the bathroom.
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an endurance compet-tion requiring the partic-p-tion of all residential occupants to determine how long a residence can be occupied without flushing the toilet.
in theory, the weight of defecation over time should eventually provide sufficient downwards pressure (gravity) to drive at least some effluent through the s or p-trap at the base of the toilet, however in
practice the effluent often dries out leaving a crusty surface which eventually piles up over the bowel.
this compet-tion is particularly difficult in circ-mstances where the water closet is located in a shared bathroom facility that is also used for showering, shaving and brushing one’s teeth.
more commonly seen as a challenge of single males, this activity has specific adverse side effects should one of the male occupants get lucky and bring home female company for the night.
“…hey guys – lets have a mexican sh-toff. first to flush the toilet has to clean it…”
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