Mexican Sleigh Ride

when one or more guys gives a girl a roofie. takes all of her clothes off and drives her around town in the bed of a pickup. then leave her at a taco bell.
i gave miranda a mexican sleigh ride then ordered a cheesy gordita crunch wrap supreme.
when you are f-cking a girl when she is lying on her back on top of something (table, bed, etc.)and you are either standing or on your knees, and right when you c-m you grab her t-ts and pull her up as hard and as fast as you can like you are riding a sleigh as her face hits your chest, and then you pull out and c-m the rest on her t-ts as it slides down her stomach like snow.
“dude that mexican sleigh ride i had with your mom last night was great.”

“not cool dude.”
when one parks a car in a bad area of town. upon their return, the wheels have been removed and the car is sitting on the ground, or on bricks.
sorry i’m late, i got a mexican sleighride, probably shouldn’t have parked in that alley!
a term used to describe a specific uncomfortable situation involving consumption of large quant-ties of mexican cuisine. after consuming lots of mexican food (i.e. spicy bean burritos) the subject proceeds to defecate themselves while riding a slip n’ slide. can also be used to describe -n-l s-x with a person who has diarrhea.
“i just ate a ton of taco bell let’s get the slip ‘n slide and go for a mexican sleighride!”

“oh man look at the bathroom floor, it looks like someone went for a mexican sleighride in here!”

bob: hey jim, smell my finger.
jim: nasty! it smells like -sshole!
bob: yea, i just went for a mexican sleighride on emily. she loaded up enchiladas and laxative!
when one funnels extra hot pace picante sauce into one’s -n-l cavity prior to -n-l intercourse. diced jalapeno and habanero peppers are also permissible.
bill clinton enjoyed giving hilary a mexican sleighride!