Mexican Subway


the act of inserting one’s p-n-s into the armpit of their romantic companion and thrusting it in and out. (lube recommended)
bro 1: “bro, the other day i gave my girlfriend a mexican subway.”

bro 2: “you sick f-ck…”
the act of -n-l intercourse after consuming a spicy mexican dish. the act is considered a “true” or “proper mexican subway” if the recipient of the -n-l penetration has a loose stool due to the effect of said mexican food.
“ordinarily i’d love to slip you the liberace… but we just ate some cheap mexican food and frankly i don’t want my c-ck marinating in the slurry of beans and enchilada sauce you undoubtedly have boiling away in your lower intestine – i’ll take a p-ss on the mexican subway.

or, “if father mcdaugherty thinks he’s gonna give me the caboose comunion as penance for not swallowing on lent… i’m making a run for the border so i can cook his crank with a lethal mexican subway.”
the act of -n-l intercourse after consuming a spicy mexican dish. the act is considered a “true” or “proper mexican subway” if the recipient of the -n-l penetration has a loose stool due to the effect of said mexican food.
“ordinarily i’d love to slip you the liberace… but we just ate some cheap mexican food and frankly i don’t want my c-ck marinating in the slurry of beans and enchilada sauce you undoubtedly have boiling away in your lower intestine – i’ll take a p-ss on the mexican subway.

or, “if father mcdaugherty thinks he’s gonna give me the caboose comunion as penance for not swallowing on lent… i’m making a run for the border so i can cook his crank with a lethal mexican subway.”

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