Mexican Torture Stick
an alternative name for a shovel.
the name derives from the fact that mexicans in the usa often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.
why?
a) many americans are too f-ckin’ lazy/fat to do said jobs.
b) the aforementioned mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.
“dude, i’m exhausted. i spent all day on the bad end of a mexican torture stick.”
“amigo sure can work that mexican torture stick!”
“some crackhead tried to rob me, so i whacked him on the head with a mexican torture stick.”
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