Mexican Tuxedo


a black turtleneck or otherwise long-sleeved shirt worn with black pants. occasionally worn for performance events such as avant-garde ensemble pieces or low-grade high school events.
“your costume isn’t ready yet so you may have to take pictures in your ensemble costume.”
“there is no way i am having pictures taken in a mexican tuxedo!”
an outfit consisting of a d-ckies shirt and matching d-ckies pants
boy 1:is that your dad wearing the mexican tuxedo?

boy 2: unfortunately, yes
the unseemly ensemble of a denim jacket worn with blue jeans.
“are those chuck taylors?”
“i don’t know, but she’s wearing a mexican tuxedo.”

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