mexican U-haul
the art of trying to insert ones head into the -n-s of your partner during intercourse.
yo jim, i just did a mexican u-haul on that chick and now my face smells like tacos!
a really sh-tty, old pickup truck that has random junk piled at least three feet over the cab, so as to make the shape of a u-haul truck.
hey look at that mexican u-haul two lanes over!
Read Also:
- MASONmurderscene
an old nick name for some one who used to be extremely scene my name is not f-cking masonmurderscene
- Turdmeccastan
a place where brown people live. the islamic faith is strong in t-rdmeccastan.
- crunted
an internet hero….high quality troll crunted is a f-ckin f-ck. do you know his phone number
- Crusty Mop
a cool hairstyle that is unique you have a crusty mop!
- crusty muzzle
this is when you are having s-x and the woman that is so loud, she wakes up your roommates causing you to take the crusty old jerk-off-rag (sock) from under your bed and cram it in her mouth. kristen was yelling so loud at the apartment during s-x that i had to give her the […]