Mexican Wedding Cookie


a s-xual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner’s -sshole. the man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.
last night i gave donna a mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall gl-ss of milk.
a s-xual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner’s -sshole. the man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.
last night i gave donna a mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall gl-ss of milk.

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