MexiVan
any late 1990’s model dodge caravan, ford windstar, or mercury villager registering at least 180,000 miles and usually purchased at buy-here-pay-here car lots. these vehicles are driven by recently-arrived mexicans, guatemalans, and hondurans and are easily identified by chromed plastic hubcaps, flame and soccer ball decals, and dashboards decorated like a guadalajaran hooker’s living room. driver beware! these vehicles have a way of eating insurance cards and inhaling the carpet fibers causes amnesia in drivers when asked their names by law enforcement officials. these vehicles also have the ability to become invisible on traffic court day.
many fine examples of mexivans can be spied on sunday afternoons parked outside of auto zones throughout the united states.
a van or large car, usually having tinted windows, that is filled to the brim with mexicans. generally illegal immigrants.
oh! thats a mexivan!
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