mexostache
a mexican mustache. that trails from the center of your upper lip, to the mountainous region of the -sshole. can start at the -n-s. genererates 300kohms of b-tt-crack-heat in less than a second. they are stylish on men, but do not look good on women, unless they are russian, but they are pretty much men anyways…..
i shaved my mexostache today because i got tired of keeping it up. the powerful shocks to my n-ts-ck did not help either.
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