mextel


another word for nextel. people refer to nextels as mextels because of their overwhelming popularity with hispanic people.
asian: sup homie? where you been?
mexican: in the bario, dawg.
mexican: can you direct connect me?
asian” sorry, i’m not a mextel subscriber.

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