MFTB


“mother f-cking taylor bridges” a common expression in the small town of brevard, north carolina used in a situation where grave accomplishment or severe wrath has taken place in an ode to the town hero, taylor bridges.
dude, i ripped my shoulder out of my socket doing crossfit then drove my nissan frontier up a tree to save a batch of koalas, i’m so mftb right now!!!! urgggg
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man f-ck the bull sh-t
guy 1: dude all of her sh-t is starting to p-ss me off.

guy 2: mftbs, you’re too good for her anyways.

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