MHÖD


pr-nunciation: ma-‘höd
function: abbreviation

meat hook of doom

1. p-n-s.
2. male s-xual organ which cannot be played as a musical instrument, but can be played.

see also: skin flute
she says she’s into me for my sense of humor, but i think she just wants to ride the mhöd.

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