Miamese


a person living in miami that embodies all of the ignorant, shallow, and materialistic values that characterizes the proud inhabitants of miami. often characterized by improper english, wearing of gold object, living in their parents house, and driving a car that costs twice as much as their year’s salary.
as we walked through the parking lot after a nice dinner we saw a guy and a girl both wearing sungl-sses as night “mamita, someone scratched my bmw in the parking. sh-t, now i ain’t gonna roll into the club like dis. carajo!” i turned to my friend and i said “observe the nocturnal behavior of the miamese.”

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