Miami Breakfast


a breakfast consisting of a plate of blow, a cigarette and an alcoholic beverage of choice!
john awoke after a long night of partying in vegas, only to start the morning off with a line of blow followed by a cigarette and a sip of cognac. (thus, a miami breakfast)
when someone snorts a line of cocaine anytime of the day or night, to start off their day, night, or to get a second wind to a long day or night
example 1)
kirk had a long day, we should sit down to a miami breakfast, so he will be fresh for tonight.

example2)
dustin: why is mike so energized this morning, after a long night?

brett: oh, he had a miami breakfast first thing this morning.
when you start putting on tanning lotion and this somehow leads to a handjob.
we would’ve got to the beach sooner, but we decided to go for a nice miami breakfast first.

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