Miami Heat


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lebron james got miami heat when he had s-x with 64 virgins.
when a girl eats a habanero pepper and then performs oral s-x on a man.
d-mn girl, that miami heat you just gave me was extra hot!
chlamydia, when acquired in the state of florda.
i went down to miami for new year’s and picked up miami heat from a prost-tute.
nba team that blows it; pat riley is their horrible coach; were the best team in the east in ’99 and got beaten by the 8 seed knicks in the playoffs; zo was here
zo was with the heat before.
a foursome g-ngb-ng with a ratio of 3 men and 1 woman in which the men try to finish but can’t. similar to a houdini, they pretend to finish and throw their tears all over her back. when she turns around, they give excuses why they could get her a ring.
all we could give her was some miami heat.
the embodiment of evil.
lord voldemort, darth vader and the wicked witch of the west aren’t as evil as the miami heat.
eastern conference champions hated by most of the us because of one man. the miami heat made the nba relevant again and got everyone watching a sport that had become boring to watch. the villain gave life to basketball again and we are thankful!!
i hate the miami heat because they are the best nba team and everyone hates them!

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