Michael J’d
michael j. fox is a famous actor with parkinson’s disease, which causes uncontrollable tremors. imagine the struggles michael j. fox faces on a daily basis while trying to pour a gl-ss of orange juice or pour milk over his cereal – this is the essence of what it means to “michael j” something.
michael j’ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.
frank: hey, jimbob, be careful carrying two bowls at once you don’t want to dr-
-drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet-
jimbob: woops
frank: g-d dammit, jimbob, you michael j’d the f-ck out of my carpet! i just cleaned this sh-t!
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