Michael Phelps Syndrome
michael phelps syndrome, or mps for short, is an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance.
for the male version of mps, see miley cyrus syndrome.
jenna: wow, michael phelps is so hot.
jane: no, you’re just blinded his eight gold medals.
jenna: but he’s so cute.
jane: are you kidding? he looks like a r-t-rded fish. you’ve clearly got michael phelps syndrome.
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