Michael Steele Second
a michael steele second is destined to replace the new york second as the smallest measurable amount of time in the universe.
a new york second is defined as the time between a traffic light turning green in new york city and the cab driver behind you honking his horn.
a michael steele second is defined as the time between president obama leaving the executive office of the president of the united states and the firing of michael steele as the chairman of the republican national committee.
man 1: if i were offered that job, i’d have said yes in a michael steele second!
man 2: you and me both!
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