Michael Vick
yet another in a long line of ghetto-fabulous idiots that managed to p-ss a away a career by acting like a thug. his uninspiring selfishness has led him to be considered a “running” quarterback when in fact he is probably closer to a running back that will only p-ss if threatened. most of his fans love him for his nappy cornrowed hair and ability to spread herpes farther than any of his p-sses ever made it. however, things are looking up as he has found jebus and now is in the good company of other degraded black athletes such as rae carruth and oj.
“hey, did you hear that michael vick was suspended by the nfl and he lost his multi-million dollar contract with nike?
“tough break, n-gg-, there’s always fruit loops”
–sound of vick’s private plane heading to canada for his debut on the toronto argonauts. or the edmonton eskimos. or whoever.–
also see: ron mexico
a “quarterback” in the nfl. a flaming case of herpes simplex appears to make him run on every down and makes him very antsy in the pocket.
michael vick throws another interception then runs to the locker room for some gold bond.
a running back for the atlanta falcons.
michael vick lines up in the wrong spot, he is really a running back.
to perform unspeakable, terrible, abusive acts on an animal. the connotations, however, are most effective when describing actions towards dogs.
put a d-mn muzzle on that thing! i’m gonna hop the fence and “michael vick” your dog if it doesn’t shut its trap!
son of a b-tch who murders poor defenseless dogs
michael vick sucks -ss.
one of the most exciting, yet overated quarterbacks in the nfl. he will never win a super bowl, mainly because he is a running quarterback.
first, tell me how many scrambling qb’s that have won a championship. now tell me how many pocket p-ssers that have won a championship. better yet, name the last ten super bowl winning quarterbacks and whether they were running quarterbacks or pocket p-ssers. exactly…
michael vick will never lead his team to a super bowl unless he improves his p-ssing.
aka mike vick, aka ron mexico
1st overall pick in the 2001 nfl draft,
exorbitantly overpaid. has never thrown for 3,000 yards in a season. has never thrown for more than 16 touchdowns in a season.
signed a 10-year, $130m contract with the atlanta falcons in december 2004, with an nfl record $37m in guaranteed bonuses.
regarded as one of the worst quarterbacks in terms of accruacy in the nfl. career completion average of less than 55%. averages 1.3 touchdown p-sses for every interception thrown.
(stats accurate as of 2005)
michael vick is overrated and overpaid
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