michael’s friend


one who seeks for his own personal gain from the vicinity of others in a gluttonous or sloth manner. someone who comes over that you don’t really know uninvited or unannounced with intentions or motivation of his own benefit. taking advantage of the charity, generosity, or hospitality of others.
basically someone who goes to your house for free sh-t!
dude michael’s friend drank all my hawaiian punch!

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