michelangelo buonarroti
born: 1475, died: 1564
princ-p-l location: florence, italy
all around bad–ss artist of the italian renaissance, famous for such bad–ssery as sculpting the david and the pieta, painting the last judgment and the ceiling of the sistine chapel, designing the dome of st. peter’s basilica, inspiring mannerism, living a really long time, and regularly kicking the sh-t out of leonardo da vinci.
“hey man, i just came from the galleria dell’ accademia in florence. you, know, the museum with michelangelo buonarroti’s david. it was awesome!”
“i know, right, that guy was such a bad–ss!”
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