Michelangelo’s Canvas
a s-xual act performed by a male/female couple. the female blows the male until he unloads in her mouth. after which, they snowball to create a creamy paint. after proper mixing, the male takes the snowball and female lays on her back, stomach exposed. the male stands above the female and spits the cream from his mouth all over her stomach. thus, painting a c-m covered canvas. the male may choose to leave it to dry in abstract form. or, he may choose finger painting and design the look to his satisfaction.
jeff has always considered himself an artist. while known for his clay pottery, his greatest artistic p-ssion is the swirling, abstract designs he creates when he gives his girlfriend a michelangelo’s canvas.
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