Michelle’s Mustard Dog


the act of inserting mustard into a v-g-n- or -n-s, then inserting a p-n-s or large piece of meat into the v-g-n-. the piece of meat could be a bratwurst, hot dog, or even a steak if you’re feeling extra meaty.

it gets it’s name from the creator, mich-lle. i’m sure it would work well with anyone, although i hear it’s better with a mich-lle.
male a: i’m in the mood for a hot dog. that sounds delicious.

male b: i agree, although mich-lle’s mustard dog sounds even better. what is her phone number?

male a: i have no idea. besides, i’m more of a ketchup guy myself.

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