your so michelo, get some soap on your -ss!
when someone goes down on your b-tthole and you get the poo squirts. jordyn was really into brad but he hasn’t called her back after giving her dinarrhea.
taco fries wieners (hot dog) ice cream all mixed together makes tafroeineream! man 1: hey man let’s go on an extravaganza man 2: ya lets do a tafroeineream! 2 minutes later man 1 and 2 chant: tafroeineream tafroeineream
- pocket tapioca
the little bits of what was once an important piece of paper in your pocket after it went through the washer and dryer. “she wrote her number on a notecard and i put it in my pocket. i forgot it was in there when i washed those pants. now alli have left is some pocket […]
- mega task
something that only the highest performing central processing units can achieve, preferably with only 4 cores. intel loves to show off their mega-task capable 7740k.
- one moment
definitely not one moment. at least 2 minutes, like what the shrek. male- “yo, go make me a sandwich”. female- “one moment”. *2 minutes later* male- “where’s my darn sandwich”? female- “i said one moment” *has been 2 minutes*