Michigan Hand Job
when you gotta get that nut off but it is so cold your significant other leaves her mittens on while giving you a hand job.
it sucked that the battery died and the tow truck took so long to get to us. but, hey at least i got a pretty sweet michigan hand job while we waited.
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