Michigan hotdog
when a guy rubs his d-ck with something spicy (cayenne pepper, jalapeño-juice covered hands) and then has s-x with a woman.
“oh man, my boyfriend gave me a serious michigan hotdog last night! i can still feel the burn.”
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