Michigan Kurplunk


when someone takes a sh-t in the toilet, and without flushing, pick your partner up by the legs and drop her in headfirst . just before she drowns in your sh-t, flush the toilet and clean her off with toilet paper.
girl’s friend: “is that corn in your nose?”
girl: “yeah my boyfriend gave me a michigan kurplunk while we were in detroit.”

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