mick jagger
quite possibly the coolest man alive today.
mick jagger regularly does it with birds younger than his daughter. g-d d-mn.
the g-d of all things s-xual. also the lead singer of the rock band the rolling stones.
mick jagger, please, let your full-lipped beauty rain upon my sad, pathetic, worthless life. enlighten me with your boyish grin and messy brown hair. let my lowered head hear your s-xy voice sing out.
amen.
possibly the s-xiest rock star that is still alive today, (rip jim morrison, kurt cobain) and the fact that he sleeps with girls that are my age is so hot.
that mick jagger can give me satisfation any day
the man who dudes must physically resemble to not be kicked to the curb.
“and now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
but we kick ’em to the curb unless they look like mick jagger”
biggest sl-t in the industry
1. d-mn, mick why you have to be such a sl-t?
2. mick jagger: romping everything from bianca to bowie.
a bit of an -ss, but awesome nonetheless. describes a person who is hot but a bit of an -ss. also applies to a guy who sleeps with girls who are half their age.
hot beastrolling stones rock lips
that guy is such a mick jagger, don’t you think?
or
that guy’s girlfriend is young enough to be his daughter…what a mick jagger!
the act of giving an unsuspecting victim a smack in the privates with the back of the hand, resulting in the victim adopting the familiar mick jagger stance. often accompanied by the exclamation “mick jagger!”
watch me as i mick jagger that guy at the bar…
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