Mickey Mouse Cop
another name for a mall cop or a rent-a-cop. they are about as intimidating as mickey mouse would be in a uniform.
mickey mouse cop 1: hey bob, look at that man stealing all of that merchandise from the electronics store!
mickey mouse cop 2: stop with that bullsh-t jim, i see teenagers congregating over there.
mickey mouse cops 1: oh sh-t! engage the targets!
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