mickeymousing

performing an ostentatious but meaningless act in an attempt to appear more important or competent than one is. also mickeymouse. may be used as a verb, noun or adjective.
1. there is an election coming up, so the usual band of mediocre politicians are sure to mickeymouse at the airport when our olympic medallists are welcomed home.

2. he changed all the street names and repainted the bus shelters, but that was just mickeymousing to distract people from his incompetence as mayor.

3. our mickeymousing ceo is at it again, loudly blaming everyone but himself for the disastrous decline of the company since he took over.
in a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of psycho
a semi-s-xual act, more often than not considered silly. mickey mousing is the act of a large breasted woman setting her br–sts on top of the head of another person. essentially, the br–sts settle on either side of the partner’s head, looking like mickey mouse ears.

alternatively, it can be called mickey moused, in the past tense.
1 – dude, she’s got her t-ts out and she put them on this chick’s head!
2 – you mean she mickey mousing her!?
bay area slang
see also: mickey mouse hoes

1. when you pick up on a girl and you try to f-ck or you ask her to do somthing either s-xually or somthing such as hold my weed while i drive im on probation and they dont want to because they are scared thats called mickey mousing just basically being a square -ss b-tch not being cool and down, people who are like this are refferd to as mickey mouse hoes

2.when somone is being a quote f-g
or a square

being really pg and sh-t

not really down
being a little scaredy -ss p-ssy

3. also when a girl talks about how shes a freak and she’ll f-ck the sh-t outta you and rock your world but shes just frontin thats refferd to as mickey mousin
frontin means she says shes about it but she really isnt.. she talks the talk but doesnt walk the walk
1. breh i picked up this one girl right, she was lookin fine as f-ck, and i took her out and sh-t right, took her back to my place and the b-tch was mickey mousin, wouldnt even let me take her pants off nd sh-t, she really wasnt down to f-ck just down to have me spend all my money on her broke -ss

2. guy #1 aye lets go hit a store and steal a couple things
guy #2 nah i cant get caught up
guy #1 n-gg-h you h-lla mickey mousing
stop being a f-ckn skware breh