micro-relationship
micro – relationship – mi-cro- re-la-tion-ship n.
“sense of being incidentally related on a very small scale,” specifically of interpersonal connections which develop in bustling metropolitan areas, as a result of frequent exposure to any individual with whom you have no other overt -ssociation, including but not limited to mutual friends, professional overlap or residential proximity. a stranger who happens to appear in your sphere of experience on a regular basis and with whom it becomes necessary for you to interact.
yeah i’ve had a micro-relationship with the cute coffee guy who grinds the coffee at the corner store for years complete with break ups, s-x (with our eyes) and make ups though we never say a word that isn’t about coffee
because we have a micro-relationship the bus driver always gives me an extra few to find a seat before he puts the pedal to the metal.
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