microcranialism
a non-scientific condition in which a person has a head that is much to small for their body. this condition is often exacerbated by the individual’s insistence on shaving their head. also known informally as pin-head syndrome and cretinism. may be accompanied by slight r-t-rdation, or just a bad att-tude.
that cretin down at the restaurant has a bad case of microcranialism, but i’d still nail his sister.
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