microgasm
an inferior s-xual climax, usually very muted and of short duration, that leaves one generally unsatisfied or with a feeling of lack, the cause of which can vary, but some of the reasons can be: an unattractive partner, a particularly bad partner, lack of a partner, distraction/preoccupation with something else, severe intoxication, among others.
george: how was your date with crystal last night? did you score?
jerry: meh…yeah, but during the act, i began taking a good, long look at that weird mole on her neck – did you know there are 7 hairs growing out of that thing? – anyway, i kept staring at it in a repulsed trance – i couldn’t tear my eyes away – and i only managed to pop off a microgasm.
george: are you going to see her again?
jerry: …i don’t think so.
1. a mini–rg-sm, usually one of a mult-tude
2. when an -rg-sm is a microcosm for all pleasure in the world
1. my girl told me i was so good she had ten microgasms before she erupted.
2. everyone who becomes enlightened experiences a microgasm!
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