Microsoft Code
the worst, buugiest, most indecipherable code you will ever come across. upon encountering microsoft code, a programmer should run, not walk, in the opposite direction.
if it’s written in hungarian notation, uses way too many pointers, and is incomprehensible, chances are you’re dealing with microsoft code.
preferred by writers of top quality spyware and malware the world over.
the microsoft code used in windows xp is a prime example of spyware.
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