Microsoft Fanboy


notice how there are no other definitions for “microsoft fanboys,” maybe because there is no such thing as a microsoft fanboy.

but iif you search up, “apple fanboy” and you will notice how much differently microsoft and apple users are.

microsoft users are laid back and use their computers for what they need to use them for (without any undeeded, overpriced extras that apple products have)
apple fanboy: “hey, check out my new ipod and iphone 4s that i got by staying all night on the release day! its sooo much better than the iphone 4 because its just faster!”

microsoft user: “my zune and windows phone has the same features as your ipod and iphone”

apple fanboy: “well ipods are better than zunes anyway”

microsoft user: “that’s why you can plug your zune in to your friend’s computer and have music from other libraries too right?”

apple fanboy: “that just means you’re poor and can’t buy your music yourself along with a new device that comes out every year that costs 3000 dollars. you’re just a microsoft fanboy, oh wait, sh-t, there’s no such thing” -shutsups-

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