Microsoft Nicknames


any of the numerous nicknames applied to one of the most disgusting corporations on the planet, along with its founder, bill gates (collectively known as billysoft).
i’m sick and tired of getting microshafted, microscammed and microf-cked by billysoft (aka micro$oft m$]), from microsludge (e.g. windoze, m$ office, internet exploder) to brainless microslaves and loud-mouthed microsoft wh-r-s, from phony philanthropists with bad haircuts to black$mail! (p.s. these are all examples of microsoft nicknames, which offer a powerful clue to get a mac.)

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  • pineboo

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  • Pingree

    a sick -ss private school in south hamilton. filled with preps and high standards…amazing athletic ability is required to attend. scot:hey do you go to that awesome school pingree? reed: yeah i get laid everyday

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  • Schumacher Standard

    the schumacher standard, the principle which states that no female shall be promptly tapped if she is not believed to be at least a five on the ten-point scale, such that four shalt thou not tap neither thou tap 3 unless thou intend on proceeding to five by whatever prospective motive or means. bro, remember […]


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