Microsoft tan


the result of working repeatedly long office hours while sitting too close to a pc, to the extent that one’s face takes on a orange hue from monitor exposure/lack of sleep.
hey dave, you look really brown. have you been away?

nah just microsoft tan, unfortunately.

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