Microsoft Team Moron
a person, usually picked by the boss to ride herd over an otherwise productive team and tattle on any members that aren’t chanting the party line and ready to slit their own throats for diversity.
they are champions of the “we” concept because they are too stupid to have any thoughts or vision on their own.
they follow management edicts to the letter no matter how stupid. they avoid confrontation and are quick to agree with anyone, but only to their face, they always rat you out to upper management.
in the dictionary under dim-witted user it says: “see them”.
willis agreed with john when he told her the new management plan was never going to work, and outlined the problems. later we found she was named microsoft team moron for ratting him out to upper management and getting him demoted, now no one on the team will discuss anything with her so she’s recruited spies withing the team.
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