Microsoft time


a length of time that changes randomly like the time remaining counter on a computer running windows when you are downloading a file or migrating data. referring to the tendency of that counter to read something like “time remaining: 27 minutes” then “time remaining: 29 minutes” then “time remaining: 28 minutes” then “time remaining: 15 minutes” then “time remaining: 31 minutes.”
“when will you be done with that game?”

“ten minutes.”

“is that in real time or microsoft time?”

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