Microsoft Word Day


similar to a “bad day,” a microsoft word day is caused by having to format something in microsoft word. after doing so, having a good day is pretty much impossible, so you might as well go back to bed.
example 1:
i had to fix the page numbers in my thesis this morning and, an hour into it, i’m pretty sure today is going to be a microsoft word day.

example 2:
student 1: dude, why are you so grouchy today?

student 2: i had to write a summary this morning and now i’m having a microsoft word day.

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