Microsoftie


one who works for microsoft
i thought james was going to take the job with sony, but he chose to be a microsoftie instead.
m$ fan boy, always states that m$ are the best and cant be beaten
guy1: ps2 and gc suck! xbox rools!
guy2: ya mum!
it’s what bill gates has when he gets out of bed in the morning!
see: small p-n-s

bills wife: g-d bill thats a microsoftie i see there!

bill: i’m working on a program in c++ to increase the size.
(n)1. one who relies soley on microsoft products and services.
2. a microsoft user who has not downloaded relevant security patches, thus making them an easy target for viri and the like.
laird is a microsoftie. he’s gotten five viruses in hte last month because he ignores the security patches.
-one who highly endorses microsoft.

-one who works for microsoft.
“i’d like to be a microsoftie and work for millions of bucks a day. ^.^ ”
-me
someone with their heads too far up their -sses to relize that ms windows is one f-cked up, half–ssed piece of software.
dude? you don’t think microsoft should be punished for violating anti-trust laws? f-ckin microsoftie!
a very small understimulated cl-toris.
after fingering cami’s cl-t for an endless length of time he looked up her sn-tch and saw a microsoftie lying limp as a noodle

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