microsuck
a deragotory way of referring to microsoft; usualy used by people who use alternative operating systems such as gnu/linux, bsd, or mac os x.
an insult to refer to microsoft for their errors in console gaming ventures, such as the way the backwards compatibility in the x-box360 is flawed and has trouble working sometimes with what should have been easy games to incorporate into the system. thus the angry response of “d-mn you microsuck!”
and possibly a “dear -ss faces letter”
murphy:dude whats wrong?
ryan:d-mn microsuck and their stupid system!
murphy:what?
ryan:okay if the game lags out during kotr2 and i die at the start thats a fail on microsuck.
one of many nicknames for microsoft, a key member of the seattle mafia.
so what’s microsuck’s biggest virus magnet this week?
get head from a midget.
….cant think of an examle for microsuck. find a midget and experience it for your self
a word that an anti-microsoft person says because they hate microsoft for the following reasons:
1. microsoft corp is awesome
2. microsoft is getting it’s innovation better and better each day
3. about 450 million licensed copies of windows 7 has been sold
4. microsoft’s bing is catching up to google
5. etc
– apple fanboy: who would want to buy anything from microsuck?! everything they make sucks!
– microsoft fanboy: well at least we are better than isuck.
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