microtard


someone r-t-rded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (fake) steve jobs blog.
after vista took a huge dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long “microtard” can be seen out at the mall buying a mac.

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