Microwave DJ


usually applies to someone who thinks they have dj skills because they bought serato and downloaded a bunch of mp3s, rather than actually learning how to cut, beatmatch, etc. comes from the idea of a microwave being very quick, but not so good.
-that guy downloaded some generic house music and a torrent of traktor, and now he thinks he’s ready to play at clubs.

-no way, he’s a total microwave dj.

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