microwave fresh


the bringing back to life of food preiviusly thought to have no longer been edieble. happining thru magic the microwave usees its powers to bring food back to a point where one feel foods can be eaten usually working on things such as breads and pizza.
“we had bread in the house?”

“yeah found it under the couch”

“gross!”

“naww its microwave fresh”

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