pretty much when one feels like they’re being microwaved. usually due to an excess of bad chinese food, stress, or whatever else drives one to a lack of sanity.
friend 1: whoa, is tobey okay?
friend 2: yeah, probs just a case of microwave head.
tobey: *stares into sp*ce like a zombie*
- mock *ss n*gg*
a person who isn’t worth their value. doesn’t amount to anything. son i just saw this mock *ss n*gg* at the club wasn’t worth sh*t
- moose knuckle sandwich
when a man with moose knuckle(s) gently slaps it on your face. like a knuckle sammy, only saltier. “julian gave me a moose knuckle sandwich last night, it was like eating a bag of lays salt and vinegar potatoe chips.
- munchkin princess
an unforgettably adorable ball of fun – most commonly used to describe the girl of one’s dream. awww you’re my munchkin princess!
- mushroom tart
an dirty, smelly, unwashed b*ll*nd head glans of the p*n*s. typically made dirty from sweat, dirt, sm*gm* or failure to clean up post coitus. usually the condition is discovered by an unsuspecting lover initiating oral s*x. rachel went down on carl after he got home from a long day of construction work and wound up […]