Microwave head



pretty much when one feels like they’re being microwaved. usually due to an excess of bad chinese food, stress, or whatever else drives one to a lack of sanity.
friend 1: whoa, is tobey okay?
friend 2: yeah, probs just a case of microwave head.

tobey: -stares into sp-ce like a zombie-

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