Microwave Intuition
to pop something in the microwave, and then leave. then to suddenly drift back towards the microwave just in time to when it hits 0. basically, to be able to tell when your food is done, just by your intuition.
“hey, why does joe always get his food so quickly?”
“he has microwave intuition”
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