microwave-meal mate


microwave-meal mates are people who you become ‘close friends’ with over a very short period of time by asking too many personal things in the early stages of the friendship and thus, creating the illusion of being close, when in reality,

it is a very forced and superficial way to get to know someone (e.g. playing 21 questions or truth). while this is a quick and easy way to become ‘close’ with people, the quality of the friendship isn’t good and it doesn’t last long, kind of like a microwave-meal. slow-cooked meals are always better, just like friendships which take their natural course to becoming close and age like fine wine.
jealous best friend: wow, you and the chick from the party last month have gotten pretty close.

best friend: nah, she’s just a microwave-meal mate. i’ll probably forget she exists in a couple of months.

Read Also:

  • a reason to live

    lol sike there isn’t one dude: man, i wish i had a reason to live man: lol, a what?

  • padomasan

    a old age craftsman that crafts from gathering raw materials left in nature , most likely only does this in the gaming world do you play “the trial” ? yea i’m a padomasan!

  • concrete pillow

    a pillow that is made of concrete, made for the most manly men (chuck f-ckin’ norris) i’m a huge p-ssy, a concrete pillow would only break all the bones in my body when i sleep.

  • dancers drama

    a type of stereotypical drama found among organized group performers but found most often within young dancing groups. this particular type of drama can led to acts of both p-ssive and outwardly aggressive behavior and even the loss of a team member. last night, after we finished the performance, tony was telling sasha that her […]

  • bigalk

    some body with a gigantic p-ck-r!!! hes also known as big”c-ck” “whats up bigalk?” (staring at his pants)


Disclaimer: microwave-meal mate definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.